Funny and spot on... for the most part, but there ARE exceptions to every rule=8^) I'll concede that I can't remember the last time I slept with a woman(never), but my perpetually unmade bed has only 2 pillows and no dust ruffle. I haven't hunted or fished since I was a kid, but I do have the grease under my nails and busted knuckles that come with being a shadetree mechanic. Hmmmmmmmmmm, is there such a thing a a gay redneck?
Married men and gay men have more in common than one may think. See how Jeff Foxworthy breaks this down as only a redneck comedian can.