"Foxworthy's
Folks by R. David Boyd"
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| "Pap"
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| Pap has reached the stage of life where he is beyond embarrassment.
He's developed selective hearing and will no longer do a single
thing he doesn't want to. He keeps his favorite "medicine" in
a Mason jar, and most likely holds a world record for driving
314 miles with his left blinker on. Pap worries a lot about
the price of gasoline, his quest for regularity, and getting
out of church on time. |
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#S11115 - 4 1/2" Figurine $ 24.90
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| "Granny"
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| Granny is the up-to-the-minute news source for the health status on
every sick and shut-in person in the county. She's quick to
relate an old story to anyone who'll stand still long enough
to listen and doesn't mind repeating that same story to the
same audience in the same day. The best thing about Granny is
that when she says she's praying for you, she really means it.
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#S11114 - 4" Figurine $ 24.90
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| "Angel"
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| Angel has always had a hard time saying "no." |
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#S11012 - 7" Figurine $ 24.90
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| "Skiddy
& Mitch" |
| Best friends forever, Skiddy & Mitch are together so much that most
folks aren't sure which name goes with which. Boy and dog share
the same bed, the same dinner plate, and the same bathwater
where Mitch likes to eat the soap and Skiddy loves to make the
bubbles. |
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#S10915 - 3 1/2" Figurine $ 24.90
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| "Smokey"
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| Smokey is so committed to his calling that a lot of times he wears his
trooper uniform on days he's not working. His favorite phrase
is, "Y'all boys had anything to drank tonight?" He dreams of
being the personal bodygaurd of a college football coach.
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#S11102 - 3 1/2" Figurine $ 24.90
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| "Harvell"
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| Harvell was a long haul trucker specializing in chickens until a severe
rash forced him into an early retirement. If you need jumper
cables or advice on washing a cap in the dishwasher, he's the
one to call. An uncomplicated man, Harvell long ago discovered
he could meet almost all his hygiene needs with a pocket knife
and a car key. |
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#S10420 - 7 1/4" Figurine $ 24.90
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| "Precious"
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| Precious was born with curlers in her hair and has never had her entire
foot in a pair of shoes. News crews seek her out for interviews
after natural disasters. A woman to be reckoned with, her intense
loyalty to her own brood led to her lifetime banishment from
the Little League Park. |
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#S10507 - 7 1/4" Figurine $ 24.90
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| "Darlene" |
| An early bloomer, Darlene accentuates her positives by customizing her
wardrobe with scissors. Her popularity is obvious by the number
of overpasses bearing her name in spray paint. She dreams of
beauty college, a boyfriend with a new Camaro, and her next
trip to Panama City Beach. |
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#S10508 - 7 1/2" Figurine Item #S10507 - 7 1/4" Figurine $ 24.90
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"DeWayne" |
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| A ship without a rudder, DeWayne has yet to find a job where he couldn't
be laid-off. He's short on talent but long on confidence. His first
words were, "Hey, Darlin'." He's never been named in a paternity suit
but he sure would like to be. |
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#S10501 - 7 1/2" Figurine Item #S10507 - 7 1/4" Figurine $ 24.90
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"Sprayberry" |
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| As a mere piglet Sprayberry ingratiated himself with the children for
he knew that once they named him, it would be much more difficult
for Daddy to serve him as dinner. Sprayberry is bright, loyal and
allergic to bar-b-cue sauce. |
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#S10425 - 6" Figurine Item #S10507 - 7 1/4" Figurine $ 24.90
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"On the
Green" |
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| Best to look Harvell in the eye while he's lining up a putt. Those caught
standing behind him risk losing their lunch." |
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#S20313 - 10 1/2 long Figurine $ 24.90
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"Buck" |
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| "In the holiday season Buck is forced to hunt close to home. Late
Christmas Eve he slowly turns, finger lightly on the trigger, as he
hears something moving by the fireplace. |
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#S20312 - 9" Figurine Item $ 24.90
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"Harold" |
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| "Hark! The angel Harold sings!" |
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#S20301 - 7" Figurine $ 24.90
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"Sandy" |
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| "It's late and he's locked out again, but "Sandy" won't
be sleepin' in the dog house tonight. Ho Ho Ho, y'all!" |
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#S20610 - 6" Figurine $ 24.90
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"Crusty" |
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"Made of 85% snow and 15% Bond-O, Crusty reminds everyone of Uncle
Clete except he doesn't have to spit as often. It's a close race to
see which one actually sweats the most when the weather heats up."
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#S20311 -5 1/2 Figurine Item $ 24.90
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"Premier
Set" |
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| "Our 1st 15 Characters" -- One of each of the fifteen pieces. Each comes
in it's own packaging. |
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#15PCSET - All 15 Figurines Price: $ 373.50 |
