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Dexter, Kentucky

My family recently went to a Sam's Club (the Redneck equivalent to a country club), and my son had to go to the bathroom. The bathroom was equipped with commodes that were motion activated and they would flush when you walked into the stall. He went to all four to see if they would all do it, and got really upset because they flushed before he did anything. My daughter, age 4, got scared when it flushed while she was sitting on it. She jumped off while leaving a trail from the toilet to the door as she ran screaming from the stall.